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May 12, 2006
QBlog's Farcical Help Desk - 49
By QBlog in Farcical Help Desk
Every Friday, the QBlog Farcical Help Desk™ answers the Quixtar questions that nobody dared to ask. Additionally, each Help Desk answer is guaranteed to end with some form of punctuation or we'll refund your money. No fooling!
Question: Where the hell has the Help Desk™ been?
I've been trying to get through for weeks!
Answer: The Help Desk™ was helping Wolfgang Petersen make final edits
to Poseidan.
Q: Really? A Help Desk™ was editing a summer
blockbuster with acclaimed director Wolfgang Petersen? Why?
A: Well, I would say we acted in an advisory capacity while he was doing the
editing. He asked us to advise him because of our association with Quixtar.
Q: Why? Is he into Multi-Level Marketing or something?
A: Oh, no. Not at all. He wanted people who understood what it was like to
try to survive inside a sinking ship.
Q: Gotcha.
A: Thanks for the nice setup by the way.
Q: That dang Quixtar Blog thang looks all silly and
such. What happened to them big ole glaring eyes? And what's with this gosh-dern
spikey headed orange guy?
A: It's a redesign. Haven't you been reading the messages about the new design?
Q: I tried but my glasses was busted and now I keep
getting distracted by the porn.
A: The porn? There's no porn on the new Quixtar BLOG.
Q: Well what's that... oh MY GAWD! Help me!
A: What? What's wrong? What happened?
Q: My eyes! I just saw something that is burning my
eyes. I can't look at that horridness. Foul! Curses!
A: Dude. Just don't look at the porn. Close your browser. You're not
on Quixtar BLOG. You must have accidentally gone to some other site. What does
it say in the address bar?
Q: Uh... hard to concentrate wilst this abomination is
on my screen. Lessee. Address bar says some webraw something. Webraw.com.
A: Hmmmm. Well that seems to be the right site. Can you describe what
you're seeing?
Q: It's some woman talking to a group of people at
a podium or...
A: Ah, you're at the right site. That's Birdie Yager on YouTube.
Q: Well, make it stop. It's hurting my brain.
A: Close the browser and step away from your computer.
Q: Hi. I'm looking for a lawyer. I have special needs
and need a ruthless lawyer. One who won't bat an eye at threatening a grandmother
with a defamation lawsuit. Got any suggestions?
A: What kind of needs do you have for such a ruthless lawyer?
Q: Let's just say that I don't have to watch the Sopranos to know about mob life.
A: Oh, ok. Well, have you tried Jody Victor's lawyer, Mr. Abraham. He loves sending
threatening letters to grandmothers. Even ones related to the founders
of his employer's business.
Q: That's pretty low-down. I'll look him up. Thanks.
A: Well, I'm not sure how low-down it is. I mean he is a lawyer after
all.
Comments
Hooray. FHD is back.
As long as FHD is here, I'd be reading this blog :) and oh yes, recent funny videos too :D
Q. I don't understand, it seems like Eric Janssen is neither positive nor negative on the quixtar pyramid scheme.
Why does he waste all of his time & effort into this blog if he isn't taking a stance one way or the other on the matter?
A. Well, think about it, by appealing to both sides on the issue, he can draw many more individuals to his site - in order to not only make more money on his cafe press items for sale and from placing google ads, but to satisfy his own over-inflated ego as well.
Q. Okay, thanks for enlightening me.
I also notice that Eric is asking for site visitors to contribute money to this self-motivated online hobby of his.
Talk about a greedy selfish bastard along the lines of the scumbag kingpin diamonds.
A. Oh no, no no no. Let's not go that far. The only reason why Eric is asking site visitors for money is to help pay for the expensive cost of bandwidth usage on his website. Eric makes no personal profit on these funds.
Q. Oh okay, sorry about that.
He can make all the money he wants from this site, as far as I am concerned. At least he is not lying about it, like the "kingpins" are about their tool income.
Please, don't make me laugh. Notice that a lot of the google ads on this site are promoting the same mlm crap (including quixtar, btw) that the critics are spending time on here arguing against, and which Eric himself has pointed out the faults on.
At least the kingpins don't try to be two-faced on the matter of misleading others.
Dave. Would you like to pay the hosting fees? I'll be more than happy to send you the bill.
Okay, okay I get your point. You don't make a profit on this website. I'll take your word for it.
A reliable quixtar source also told me that the diamonds never make any money on books, tapes, etc. The monies are just used to cover expenses for mass producing these materials.
As far as I am aware, QBlog didn't promise his readers that by reading this blog, they would be able to make a six-figure residual income. And I don't think he ever said, "I don't make money unless you do."
Or maybe I missed that.
rara:
Please show me where in this thread I claimed that Eric was promising his readers any money?
Or maybe I missed that. Please realize I'm not that bright of an individual.
"A reliable quixtar source also told me that the diamonds never make any money on books, tapes, etc. The monies are just used to cover expenses for mass producing these materials."
HMMM, seems you are a little behind the times Dave, and so is your "reliable" source. Many Diamonds have admitted to making money from tools quite openly, they just won't say how much. Seems you need do dig a little deeper into your sources and try to keep up.
Dave, I have not lost any money reading this blog. I couldn't care less how much money QBlog makes from ads.
Quixtar: I lost 10k.
Imran:
"I couldn't care less how much money QBlog makes from ads."
Then you also shouldn't care about how much money the diamonds are making from the system - a strange position coming from a supposed critic of the quixtar business like yourself.
Drew:
Next time don't take my statements out of context if you're going to respond intelligently to me. Trust me, I'm more up on today's times than you are.
That and learn the definition of the word "sarcasm".
Dave is a typical Amway/Quixtar IBO. If he can't find anything wrong with the content of the site, he will attack the host. They can try all they want. It still is a shitty business and 99.9% lose money. Show me a diamond and I will show close to 10,000 brainwashed people losing money. Qblog, you are doing an excellent job. Don't pay attention to people like Dave. They don't deserve it. People Like Scott and you are fighting a good cause. I appreciate that.
prasad:
You just made yourself look like a complete ass. I am just as much a critic of the business as a lot of others who post on here.
Next time open your eyes and try reading some of the material I wrote above re: my position on the quixtar business.
Or are you and the others employing the same tactics as the brainwashed quixbots who come onto these sites - by attacking the accuser and trying to drown them out with made up lies that have nothing to do with the latter's postings on a subject matter?
Dave,
Were dropped on your head when you were a child? Or you are a regular illiterate? can't you distinguish distinguish between Qblog running some ads to pay for his site and the diamonds lying about the system money? By the way the diamonds never revealed the source of money before Scott, Eric and others started their websites, blogs about this scam. I don't know what your position and I don't care. If you compare Qblog running silly little ads with diamonds cheating millions of people, you are nothing but a dimwit. Say whatever you want. If you are supporting Diamonds, you are a brainwashed amazombie. And you will stay that way unless you take your head out of..you know what.
Prasad,
I appreciate your enthusiasm but please chill out just a bit.
Thanks.
Dave-> "That and learn the definition of the word "sarcasm".
Welcome to the world of learning to take your own advice Dave!
Dave-> "You just made yourself look like a complete ass."
Kettle meet Pot!
QBlog, I hope you make MILLIONS running this site!! (wink wink...nudge nudge)
Q: Why? Is he into Multi-Level Marketing or something?
A: Oh, no. Not at all. He wanted people who understood what it was like to try to survive inside a sinking ship.
ROFL!! Eric I thought this was a neutral blog, if you are neutral doesn't that mean you only post positive information instead of negative?
Posted by: Drew | May 13, 2006 2:58 AM