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January 6, 2006

QBlog's Farcical Help Desk - 45

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QBlog's Farcical Help Desk

Every Friday, the QBlog Farcical Help Desk™ answers the Quixtar questions that nobody dared to ask. Additionally, each Help Desk answer is guaranteed to end with some form of punctuation or we'll refund your money. No fooling!

 

Question: I can't figure out how to use the new Quixtar message center.
Answer: Well, it's pretty simple. If you have a message it displays that message and you read it.

Q: How do I know if I have a message? Does a light blink or something?
A: Ummm... It will say that you have a message.

Q: Well, right now it says "No messages."
A: Right. Ok.

Q: So how do I get my messages?
A: You don't have any to get.

Q: Right. So what am I doing wrong?
A: Is this Orrin Woodward again?

Q: No, Jody Victor.
A: Ah. That makes more sense.

 

 

Q: Orrin Woodward is a sexy man.
A: Pardon?

Q: He's lost a lot of weight and is looking really hot right now. Have you seen him lately?
A: I guess not.

Q: Check him out now compared to how he looked a couple of years ago. He's a genuine stud-muffin.
 A: Wow. He has cleaned up nicely. Doesn't look like The Beaver anymore.

Q: Where can I get a full-size, lifelike poster of Orrin? I want to put it in my room to help motivate me.
 A: Maybe try the Team store?

Q: K, thanks!
 A: Sure.

 

Q: I'm thinking of changing my name to Bo Terhune Douglas. How do I do that?
A: Uhhhh...

Q: I can do that right?
A: I suppose. Why?

Q: Because they're my heroes.
 A: Who?

Q: Bo Short, Marshall Douglas and John Terhune. Combining their names to create a name for me would be a perfect homage to the men I look up to and admire. Besides, I hate the name I got now.
 A: And what is your name?

Q: Jody Dexter Kosage.
 A: Ack! I should have seen that coming!

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Qlog,

That is just too funny!

Posted by: Joecool18 | January 6, 2006 8:06 PM

Ouch, that picture of Orrin seems to suggest Glister toothpaste aint getting the job done.

Posted by: concerned citizen | January 6, 2006 8:31 PM

can my name be Orrin Jim Victor? lol

Posted by: quiksilver723 | January 6, 2006 8:33 PM

How about greg georgialee britt?

Posted by: Joecool18 | January 6, 2006 8:40 PM

Judes, I saw that too. Beaver needs to go to dentist more often, or less XS and Grand Plaza Coffee.

Posted by: Imran | January 6, 2006 9:01 PM





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