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December 30, 2005

QBlog's Farcical Help Desk - New Year Editiion

By QBlog in Farcical Help Desk

Every Friday, the QBlog Farcical Help Desk™ answers the Quixtar questions that nobody dared to ask. However, this Friday there will be no Help Desk™ as the staff prepare for New Year celebrations. While you're waiting for next week's exciting installment, please use the comments to discuss the absurdity of locking one of the two doors that lead into and out of a business.

Which door is locked? Is it the right? The left? Is there a sign? Why have two doors, side-by-side, if you're going to keep one permanently locked? Does it make locking up at the end of the day that much quicker? Or is it so the proprietor can silently chuckle as customers occasionally slam into the locked door, dropping bags and fumbling with car keys?

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Perhaps business owners who keep one door locked expect you to contact one of their employees who, before telling you which door is unlocked, will get you fired up and pitch you on becoming a paying employee of the business.

After all, we all know that successful people become so by finding someone else who puts forth an appearance of success and then, without question or independent innovation, replicating everything that person says they have done.

Posted by: suburban hillbilly | December 31, 2005 3:20 AM





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