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December 2, 2005
QBlog's Farcical Help Desk - 40
By QBlog in Farcical Help Desk
Every Friday, the QBlog Farcical Help Desk™ answers the Quixtar questions that nobody dared to ask. Additionally, each Help Desk answer is guaranteed to end with some form of punctuation or we'll refund your money. No fooling!
Question: Has the Help
Desk™ staff enjoyed their free time during the server
migration?
Answer: Heck yeah. We learned how to play Texas Holdem and boy is that a fun
game.
Q: So you just played poker the whole time?
A: Pretty much. We also played craps and canasta but I think everyone will agree
that Texas Holdem is much more entertaining.
Q: So I take it you won?
A: Well, let's just say that Lance will be mowing my lawn every summer for the
next five years.
Q: Sweetness.
A: You know it.
Q: I'm looking for a really great business opportunity.
Can you help?
A: Have you considered Quixtar?
Q: Yeah. I actually did Quixtar for a couple of years
but didn't really like it. I'm looking for something better. Any suggestions?
A: Well, have you looked at Passport?
Q: Yeah. I signed up last year and liked it alright
but it just didn't seem to fit my style. I need a business where I could make
a lot of money real fast. Besides, I hear Passport
is closing shop soon.
A: Oh yeah, I think I heard something about that the other day. Well,
you could try Oasis LifeSciences.
Q: My girlfriend is doing that and the money seems ok
but it costs like $1,200 to join up! Where am I going to get that kinda bread?
A: I know what you could do. A chain letter. They're pretty cheap to
start up and you can earn thousands in no time at all. Have you considered chain
letters?
Q: Hmmm. Now there's a thought. How much are stamps
going for these days?
A: Only 37 cents brotha. Only 37 cents.
Q: This guy in my downline keeps trying to get me to
sleep with him. What should I do?
A: Ok, first question. Are you male or female?
Q: Uh, can't you tell by my voice?
A: No. You sound like a cross between Kathleen Turner and Harvey Fierstein so
it could go either way. You smoke don't you?
Q: Yes, I do smoke and I'm a 45-year-old man. So, what
should I do?
A: Well, the answer should be pretty simple unless you're gay. Are you
gay?
Q: No, of course not. I mean, I don't hate gay people
or anything. Well, see there was this one time in college... but I didn't really
like it too much.
A: Uh huh.
Q: Seriously. I'm not gay. But he is a really nice guy
and he is my fastest growing leg. This guy could help me get Diamond by next
August.
A: So, you're considering sleeping with him even though you're not gay?
Q: Diamond man. I'm talking DIAMOND!
A: I'd still have to say "don't do it" but it's entirely your
call man.
Comments
i would like to know is quikstar a good business and were they once amway my other email is brb1066@aol.com
Barbara,
Quixtar is Amway with a new name and there's much information on the forum section of this website.
Well, I couldn't stop but laughing! What a pathetic web site by an equally pathetic bunch of losers! Don't ask me to explain, you will not get it under any form. What is sad is that stupidity is truly is a contagious condition without remedy and some people actually believe your cretinoid jokes. That FAQ answered it all. The conclusion is that you never were and never will be business owners. A serious business oriented web site does not post such an FAQ, not even as a joke. Sleep well, don't let them bite. Nice talking to you.
Hahaha
Diamond man. I'm talking DIAMOND!
Pure gold
Posted by: Mevi | December 2, 2005 4:15 PM