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December 11, 2005
Impersonation Game
By QBlog in Miscellaneous
Rich Little is a comedian whose claim to fame is impersonating celebrities. His acts include impersonations of people like Peter Falk, Richard Nixon, Cary Grant and Dr. Phil. I've always been fascinated by people, like Little, who can skillfully mimic the voice and mannerisms of others.
Today I'd like to experiment just a bit and try an impersonation of my own, on this blog. You'll have to use your imagination since the impersonation will utilize text instead of voice and gestures. I'll do the impersonation and you try to guess who it is I'm trying to mimic.
Who Am I?
Man, Quixtar is awesome. I love it. You really need to join and experience this wonderful business. The products are superior and the opportunity is so exciting. Our team is one of the best in the business and our leadership will guide you to the type of success you desire.
Man, Passport is awesome. I love it. You really need to join and experience this wonderful business. The products are fabulous. It's so much better than Quixtar. All the problems and abuses present in Quixtar are absent in Passport. And the Passport leadership is so much better than Quixtar's leadership. It's run the way MLM businesses should be run.
Wow, Oasis LifeSciences is awesome. It's so much better than Passport and Quixtar. The products are superior to any product on the market. And the leadership is the best in the industry. This business will provide you with the opportunity to achieve the type of success you desire.
Enter your guesses of who I'm impersonating in the comments. Thanks for playing.
Comments
The answer is.... Bo Short! Wow that was dead nuts on!
Bradley
Dry erase boards and Starbuck's napkins?
WOW!!!...although true, that was way over the line and totally uncalled for. Just because you use Starbuck's as your "home" office to "retail" products to your "customers", you should show a little restraint when criticizing others.
Here's my guess:
Is it the guy who did a decade or so in Amway, then transferred some of his old Amway buddies to Passport for 39 bucks and 50 bucks worth of "free" stuff they didn't need to begin with.
When Passport tanked, he then asked some of his old Passport buddies for 1300 bucks to transfer to Oasis Life Sciences where he has somehow established himself as a "team leader" before the first plastic bottle of Wonder Juice has left the porch?
It's just a guess. I could be wrong.
So when did Bo Short get hooked up with a Blogzilla account?
Again, ouch.
When Bo launched his formerdiamond.com site, I really thought he was really going to blow the corruption wide open. Then his posts stopped. Now, a little over a year later, this.
Say it aint so Bo. Say it aint so.
I'd say that about the subject of being a 'Former Diamond', Bo don't know Diddley.
Especially with him now seemingly being a new Pseudo-Diamond in the Oasis MLM.
Gotta love it.
My guess would be Ty Tribble. It's implied that 'Rich' joined Passport, not that he started Passport.
Plus, the 'World class leadership' quote reads just like Ty's blog.
LOL! Bo Short!
Fred was right, there is an industry wide problem with MLM.
Sounds like Bo Short, but has outward appearances of a chameleon.
It could be two people - Tony about Quixtar and then Bo Short about Passport and Oasis.
I couldn't figure it out, you know that all MLMers sound alike. ;D
>My guess would be Ty Tribble. It's implied that 'Rich' joined Passport, not that he started Passport.
After posting pictures of an "empty" customer service center to show how great it was to be a new $1300 member of the new Oasis team...my vote goes to The Tribble.
I hope I'm not breaking any rules by posting this comment.
I think it's Ty but Bo is proud of him for saying it.
Okay QBlog, who is it?
Answer: "Bo Short."
It was a little hard imagining the impression, since there were no dry erase boards or Starbucks napkins.
What does the Mayor win?
Posted by: Mayor McCheese | December 11, 2005 6:17 PM