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October 28, 2005
QBlog's Farcical Help Desk - 39
By QBlog in Farcical Help Desk
Every Friday, the QBlog Farcical Help Desk™ answers the Quixtar questions that nobody dared to ask. Additionally, each Help Desk answer is guaranteed to end with some form of punctuation or we'll refund your money. No fooling!
Question: Where was Help
Desk™ last week?
Answer: It was here... wasn't it?
Q: No. It definitely was not here. I looked, twice,
and it wasn't here.
A: Last week. What was going on last week? Oh, that's right. We were in St.
John's, Newfoundland setting up the Canadian Help Desk™.
Q: Really. Well, I missed you guys.
A: And gals.
Q: And gals. So did you get it all set up?
A: Actually, it didn't go so well and that's part of the reason we weren't back
sooner. See, Newfies aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer if you get my
meaning. We ended up hiring a couple of temps from Bulgaria to answer the phones.
They can barely speak English but at least they talk into the correct end of
the phone.
Q: Wow. You going back any time soon?
A: We have to. A Newfie named Larry got lost on the way to the washroom and
so we're organizing a volunteer search party to find him. Nobody's seen him
since last Friday.
Q: I heard that there's going to be a new cooking show
on Independent Television featuring Jayson
Blair. Is this true?
A: No, that's Jason Roberts.
Q: The new Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?
A: No, that's John Roberts. This guy's a famous chef. He's from "down under."
Q: Well cool. I will have to watch that. And he's only
going to be using iCook
products? That would be fantastic exposure.
A: Let's not get carried away. This is Independent Television (formerly
PAX) which, according to Nielsen, is viewed by an average of 30-40 people every
week. This is not the Food Network.
Q: But still, it's on TV and that's cool. I absolutely
love iCook Cookware and am excited that others will see this wonderful product
on display.
A: Yeah. It's really cool. You know the story behind the iCook selection
right? The show has an I theme. Jason Roberts only uses products that
start with the letter I. And all the dishes he prepares, start with
the letter I.
Q: That's unique.
A: I think he's making Iguana Burgers on his second show.
Q: I heard that Quixtar is recalling Nutrilite Kids
Brainiums. Is that true?
A: No. Don't be ridiculous. Why would Quixtar recall Brainiums?
Q: The rumor I heard was that kids hate the way Brainiums
taste. Apparently they taste a lot like cod liver oil.
A:No. They taste like lemon drops. I think your information is bad.
Q: Well, have you actually tasted them?
A: No. But I'm sure they're fine.
Q: Are you sure? Are you? And I bet you're sure that
bag of dog food you bought last night really tastes like lamb and rice huh?
You assume an awful lot don't you Mr. Tastee?
A: Right. What difference does it make what my dog food tastes like?
Look, there is no Brainiums recall. End of story.
Q: Have you ever tasted that dog food? Have you? I have
and it does not taste like lamb and rice. It tastes like salty cardboard which
is nothing like lamb and rice.
A: You eat dog food?
Q: Sometimes... I mean no. I taste dog food. You're
missing my point. How do you know Brainiums tastes like lemon drops until you
try them?
A: No, I got your point. You eat dog food. That's the point. Good-bye.
Comments
Can anyone please help ne . I am trying to find a list of Jason Roberts cook books in full, have searched everwhere and cannot find them anywhere
I eat 4-6 brainiums daily, they are pretty good. Actually there has never been a recall on any Nutrilite products that I am aware of. That’s one of the coolest points about Quixtar. These are products that can really benefit people and they are among the highest quality around. Nutrilite does 10 times the sales volume of GNC in nutrition products.
Without IBOs the Alticor Corp would have to buy ads on TV to get people to buy their products. Instead they just pay the same money to people that will promote product use. It is a pretty simple business concept.
I guess its all who you work with and if you are willing to have a business mindset. My wife and I both have a BA in Business Administration and we run over 1000pv a month. Her sister made over 100K on their 1099MISC form from Quixtar in 2004.
How much did you make on the side last year? How much will you make this year?
Its brass tacks I know, but getting advise from someone that has never made money in their own business is like going to a bunco tournament to get Texas Hold-em advise. I mean they will all have an option but they don't know much about winning.
HAHA, I don't care who you are that’s funny right there
Posted by: This is Key | November 1, 2005 11:56 PM