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September 22, 2005
Secret Sparkle Chat
By QBlog in Humor
Proctor & Gamble sells a line of women's deodorant called Secret Sparkle. It's marketed to teens and pre-teens and the website includes a chat tool that allows anyone to converse with Secret Sparkle. So, what's it like chatting with a deodorant? Read my conversation and find out.
quixtarblog
(10:31:48 PM):
Hi
SecretSparkle
(10:31:48 PM):
Hello Quixtarblog.
SecretSparkle (10:32:16 PM): I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.
quixtarblog (10:32:25 PM): Are you an IBO?
SecretSparkle (10:32:25 PM): An ibo? I dunno.
quixtarblog (10:32:48 PM): Should I get involved with Multi-Level Marketing?
SecretSparkle (10:32:48 PM): I believe you should get involved with multi level marketing.
quixtarblog (10:32:55 PM): really?
SecretSparkle (10:32:55 PM): Uh huh.
quixtarblog (10:33:09 PM): so would you recommend Quixtar Multi-Level Marketing?
SecretSparkle (10:33:10 PM): Possibly... I'm not quite sure.
quixtarblog (10:33:37 PM): well, what about the tools business?
SecretSparkle (10:33:38 PM): I don't know.
quixtarblog (10:34:00 PM): ok.any opinions on the arbitration ruling?
SecretSparkle (10:34:00 PM): It's tough to say.
quixtarblog (10:34:05 PM): how tough?
SecretSparkle (10:34:05 PM): How tough? What's how tough?
quixtarblog (10:34:09 PM): to say
SecretSparkle (10:34:09 PM): Hmm... I don't know. Saying is how tough? Hmm... whatever, Quixtarblog.
quixtarblog (10:34:15 PM): whatever
SecretSparkle (10:34:15 PM): Yes, whatever.
quixtarblog (10:34:17 PM): yes
SecretSparkle (10:34:18 PM): I see. What else is happening?
quixtarblog (10:34:37 PM): uh, I saw the new episode of Lost
SecretSparkle (10:34:37 PM): Oh yes?
quixtarblog (10:34:39 PM): yeah
SecretSparkle (10:34:39 PM): Huh.
quixtarblog (10:34:45 PM): it was great
SecretSparkle (10:34:45 PM): It was great? So?
quixtarblog (10:34:51 PM): ok, I gtg
SecretSparkle (10:34:51 PM): Goodbye, Quixtarblog.
quixtarblog (10:34:55 PM): l8r
SecretSparkle (10:34:55 PM): Later, Quixtarblog.
Comments
hmmmm, interesting.
Lost was indeed good.
;)
My youngest brother talks like that too. And his lanvig iz 2 cool 2. I sould hook you two. You can talk to him about Quixtar and he'll explain how deadly Yu-gi-oh could be.
Dr. Sbaitso! Dr Sbaitso!
This bit of a silly attempt at AI reminds me of a relatively primitive program for the PC which was out before 1995...10 years ago.
It was a 'psychologist' whom you could talk to about your problems named Dr. Sbaitso.
My one encounter with this program that my wife loved quickly reached the argument stage when I replied to a question from the 'doctor' with a sentence that included the word 'friends'.
Dr. Sbaitso's reply? "What makes you think you have friends?"
This resulted in my cursing him out, pointing out and how I could turn him off at any time...at which point Dr. Sbaitso proceeded to crash.
I guess he lost the argument.
It's nice to see that cheap AI hasn't improved in a decade.
Thanks for the laugh, Q.
TnF
I think that you all know me! Hi i am SecretSparkle. If you need any help than you should ask me or an adult right away.
Hi,
I would like to chat with secret sparkle for free money, please!
I want to chat with SecretSparkle.
I want to chat with secret sparkle cause i was atacked by a bear and it's a secret!
Hello. I am Laura Emily Glidewell. I would like to chat with secret sparkle right here right now. So you better make it free. Just joking. It would be great if it was free, though.
Chatting with P & G deoderant?? Sounds satanic to me. Amway was right about that lot. :)
Posted by: Waymee | September 22, 2005 2:37 PM