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July 8, 2005
Saving Maverick
By QBlog in Humor
I will be away from the blog this weekend attending an ad hoc intervention for my good friend Tom Cruise. I'm one of several friends who are concerned for Tom's mental state and we feel that swift action is required before he goes totally insane.
While I'm away, feel free to discuss your opinions about America's favorite "little person," Tom Cruise.
I'll be back with a full report on Monday.
Comments
Maybe Tom should join Quixtar. He can be the spokesperson for Double X - vitamins cure all!!!
Good Luck, but I'm afraid Tom is beyond help. However your familiarity with Quixtar gives you a distinct advantage in helping those in enthralled in the deep despair of these cults.
Tom who???
PW
I'm too close for missles. I'm switching to guns
Tom:
"I want the truth!!!"
QBlog:
"The truth!? You can't handle the truth!!!"
What's the difference between a Scientologist and a Quixbot?
The Scientologist knows he's getting fleeced when he buys tools....
"Talk to me, Goose..."
Anyone who is poking Katie Holmes can't be doing too bad !!!
Q: What's the difference between a Scientologist and an Ambot?
A: The Scientologist doesn't consume overpriced, substandard product....
I think you people are nothing but a bunch of idiots who blame Quixtar for not working out when you do nothing more than just broadcast your failure excuses to the world. Your language style speaks for itself.
Thanks traveller. I'm fired up by your 'language style'.
Making any money?
Traveller, what do you mean that Quixtar didn't work out? They do billions of dollars in sales every year. Sounds like it worked out fine.
I don't blame the company for anything that happened to me while I was in the business. I blame the motivational organizations and those in the corporation who allowed them to do what they are doing.
For me to blame the corporation would be to blame everyone from the CEO to the maintenance crew for a crime in which they took no part. There are only a few who are culpable, and I only blame them for their part in it.
If you are going to paint a broad brushstroke, it would be nice if you'd be accurate about it.
Oh, broad brushstrokes don't do that? No such thing as an accurate broad brushstroke?
Oh.
BTW, I thought this thread was about someone named Tom. For someone who would call others "idiots," your choice of place and time is telling.
PW
The Mayor's office is looking forward to opening talks with Tom Cruise, the ambassador from Looneyville.
He has interesting views on psychiatry, because he claims to have read about its history.
Furthermore, one of The Mayor's aides wrote the following jokes:
Q. What do a Scientologist and an Ambot have in common?
A. You should never give either of them your real name.
Yeah, The Mayor didn't get it either.
The Mayor's Office would also like to advise that the following comment was posted on the website QBlog linked to:
In the past 24 hours, I have visited your site 10 times! It is hysterical. GREAT JOB! IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE PUT THAT UNTALENTED LITTLE SNOT IN HIS PLACE!!! I hope he likes Amway...he'll be selling it soon.
The Mayor's Office kids you not.
y r u so concerned about Tom Cruise :P If he's gone crazy, so what?
Posted by: Imran | July 8, 2005 5:08 PM