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June 3, 2005

QBlog's Farcical Help Desk - 25

By QBlog in Farcical Help Desk

Every Friday, the QBlog Farcical Help Desk™ answers the Quixtar questions that nobody dared to ask. Additionally, each Help Desk answer is guaranteed to end with some form of punctuation or we'll refund your money. No fooling!

Field Trip!

The Help Desk™ staff is taking a break today to go see Star Wars - Episode III - Revenge of the Sith. We realize that the film's been in theaters for a while but we were waiting for the crowds of freaky Star Wars attired geeks to dissipate first. The Help Desk™ staff hates long lines and detests rubbing shoulders with some 40-year-old loser dressed up like Bobba Fett with a beer belly.

So, we have stuffed our pockets with cheap candy and beef jerky and are about to head down to the Bijou Theater to watch Star Wars. We've heard good things about this movie, apparently that green gremlin guy turns into a robot or something. We love gremlins and robots so the Help Desk™ heartily endorses any movie with both gremlins and robots.

May the Force Be With You! Always!

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:-) wink
I hear that in this one, Anakin Skywalker joins the dark side of The Force. Oops, did I give it away?
;-) wink

Posted by: Scott N | June 3, 2005 4:25 PM

Although I did see it opening night, I did not dress up in Star Wars attire. I left that to my 6 year old boy.

It was easily the second best of the six films compared to Empire Strikes Back.

Posted by: jason | June 3, 2005 4:32 PM

The one question that didn't get answered for me was how the little kid in the speedster who got the princess ended up sounding like James Earl Jones.

Does the Dark Side do that? Or is that supposed to be an unanswered mystery...? (Does the Dark Side get you an announcing job at CNN?)


PW

Posted by: PW | June 3, 2005 7:07 PM

No! Anakin Skywalker becomes a Quixtar IBO, and joins the "other" side of The Force, which is neither good nor dark.
:-)

Posted by: j | June 3, 2005 9:06 PM

Best line...
ever...


Ready?

Here it is:

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Posted by: Mayor McCheese | June 4, 2005 3:03 AM

Lame attempt @ humor PW.

If you see Episode III, you'll see how Darth Vader gets his "speech issues".

Go ahead and drop your $8 on a ticket--consider it a tool resource to help your Star Wars knowledge....

Posted by: df | June 4, 2005 3:07 AM





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