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January 28, 2005

QBlog's Farcical Help Desk - 10

By QBlog in Farcical Help Desk

Every Friday, the QBlog Farcical Help Desk™ answers the Quixtar questions that nobody dared to ask. Additionally, each Help Desk answer is guaranteed to end with some form of punctuation or we'll refund your money. No fooling!


Question: Where's that help desk guy?
Answer: He's out walking the dog, can I help you?

Q: Yes. I'm looking for a multilevel marketing plan that pays out double to the first three levels.
A: Don't you mean Multi-Level Marketing?

Q: No. Multilevel. No hyphen.
A: I think it has a hyphen.

Q: It doesn't. All one word. Multilevel.
A: What about Multilevelmarketing?

Q: Now you're just being stupid.
A: I really think there's a hyphen in there somewhere. How bout Mul-Ti-Lev-Elmar-Keting?

Q: Right. So can you help me?
A: Oh, sorry. Nope. No idea.


 

Q: You ever been to Paris?
A: No.

Q: Rome?
A: No.

Q: Honk Kong?
A: No.

Q: Buenos Aires?
A: No.

Q: Well, where have you been?
A: I've been to Uranus.

Q: Such a funny guy.
A: :o)


 

Q: All my tapes arrived today but there's a problem. They're all the same tape.
A: What's so unusual about that?

Q: Well, I got a box of 500 tapes to distribute to my downline but instead of getting 10-20 different ones, they're all the same!
A: What's the title?

Q: Oh, yeah, forgot to mention that they're all Spanish language tapes too. Called "Me Soy Gusta Palabra" or something.
A: My Spanish isn't so good but I don't think that translates to anything.

Q: It's from memory. I don't know. I just need some new tapes or my money back.
A: Fraid I can't help you there. Look at this as an opportunity to learn a Romance Language.

Q: Get real. I need new tapes. My downline needs them. We NEED the tapes.
A: Whoa, slow down there. Here's what you do. Take a file and scratch off the label on each tape, then give it to your downline and tell them it's an inspirational and instructional tape made by some Mexican Diamonds. Since it's in Spanish, they'll never know the difference between one tape and the next.

Q: You've got a point.
A: Of course I do. Now get scratching.

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Well, I've never been to England
But I kinda like the Beatles


PW

Umm, the tape is called "I am myself Pleases Word"???

I think a better title would have been:

Si el dios no hubiera significado para que sean esquilados, él no les habría hecho ovejas.

http://translate.google.com/translate_t

Roger

I would have translated it "I love the word." :) All that learning complimentary to Sesame Street and Bookworm (Palabra Jot, palabra jot!)

PW,

Oh I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma!

The quote by Roger is, "If God had not meant for them to be sheared, he would not have made them sheep."

...been to Oklahoma
They tell me I was born there
In Oklahoma not Arizona,
What does it matter.





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