August 22, 2004
Pat Boone Sings Amway
By QBlog in
Don Hargraves of the Amway/Quixtar Memory Hole sent me a link to something called the 365 Days Project. He directed me to an entry from Feb. 17, 2003, that had some audio of Pat Boone singing and speaking at an Amway convention. I'm not really a Pat Boone fan so I wasn't particularly impressed with the songs but maybe they're dynamite tunes for Boone lovers. You decide.
Take a listen (mp3) for yourself. A couple of my favorite lyrics were:
And if some wiseguy suggests that we swap partnersI don't really understand if he's talking about Amway partners, business partners or wife swapping. He apparently forgot a couple of lines so it may be out of context.
I'll count to ten and then I'll bust his... Bubble.
And there's this:
A neighbor asked me over for a little demonstrationBoone was really excited about seeing the plan. What an Amway trooper!
Before he even finished with the product demonstration
My eyes were bugging out at a future I could see was fine