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March 6, 2004

What is the Master's Miracle?

By QBlog in

Let's see here. Berry's got a product to sell. It's "just a soap and neutralizer" that just so happens to be made from a secret formula delivered to "Clayton" by the Almighty God himself. I kid you not. From all appearances, The Master's Miracle site is not a spoof and is possibly someone's misguided (to put it politely) attempt to sell soap by claiming it's working miracles, just like Jesus.

What exactly does The Master's Miracle do anyway? So glad you asked. According to the Web site the product:

is restoring hair, restoring sight, removing warts, removing pain, restoring kidney function, creating weight loss with body normalization; the list of testimonials is just beginning.  I told you it was like having Jesus back amongst us. The products work by raising the pH of your body to the 7.0 neutral point it should be and create an environment where parasites and yeasts can't live. They also cause more oxygen to get into your body so the body can heal itself , eliminate toxins, and thereby detoxify.

But wait, there's more. Not only does Berry try to claim his product is God's secret miracle formula but he also rips into Amway (and Quixtar) claiming it's run by greedy folks trying to scam the little guy. Classic. Slam the competition to make your own goofy business seem more appealing.

That company has  an incredible turnover rate each year because it  is a marketing driven company, not a product driven company. The pay plan doesn't work for the little guy and the products aren't any different than you can buy at your local store for less.  They make more money off tapes and videos and books and rah rah rah rallys on working the system rather than learning about the products. Recruit! Recruit! Recruit, is the cry!
I do not recommend anyone call the numbers posted on the site. In fact, ordinarily I wouldn't have even linked the site but this was too nuts to simply describe. I think you must see it for yourself.

Thanks for the laugh "Master's Miracle."

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you may be interested in the "work-in-progress" website www.Miracle-Masters.com. "Berry" and his page are one of the links used to demystify the "miraculous" deception be perp'd by The Master's Miracle, Inc.

Posted by: Robert Sullivan | April 8, 2004 10:07 AM

I have had nothing but positive experiences since using The Master's Miracle. I don't see them pushing the marketing plan, but rather pushing health and wellness. You can't tell me TMM natural products are the same that's in the local store. Since using TMM my peri-menopause hot flashes have disappeared, two moles have fallen off, and acne has cleared up. You have the right to your opnion, but don't speak for everyone.

One of the main reasons of early degenerative disease is due to an acidic pH due to the toxic food, water, air, and chemcially tainted personal hygiene products we consume.

Posted by: Kit | January 16, 2006 9:19 PM





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