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December 2, 2003
Real Men don't do Quixtar
By QBlog in
Real Men don't do Quixtar.
Real Men don't sell soap, cosmetics or water purifiers.
Real Men don't spend an entire weekend listening to some shmuck in a cheap suit ramble on about "dreambuilding" and buying from "Me-Mart." Real Men watch football and baseball and NASCAR every weekend.
Real Men don't care about vitamins or energy drinks. Real Men eat rare steak, drink cold beer and smoke fat cigars.
Real Men don't listen to "motivational tapes" in their cars. Hell, Real Men don't drive cars. They drive TRUCKS. And when they drive those trucks they listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd or Bruce Springsteen, not some guy name Dexter or Orrin.
The only Diamond a Real Man cares about is the one on the baseball field.
Real Men don't trust a man who can't explain what he does for a living during the half-time of a football game. Real Men really don't trust a man who has to explain it during a "special meeting" with a whiteboard, brochures and an hour on a Thursday night.
Real Men think Quixtar is a woman's business dressed up in a man's suit.
Real Men don't do Quixtar.
Comments
I Guess All Real Men Are Redneck Drunks that are not married and don't like to make money. I wonder who the top executives of such companies as Proctor and Gamble, Who sell SOAP, Estee Lauder, who sell cosmetics, WAL-MART (THE LARGEST COMPANY IN THE WORLD) The make most of their money off of basic commodities like soap, cosmetics.
Yes Donnie. All Real Men are redneck drunks. You've been paying attention. Your cookie is in the mail.
So you are saying REAL MEN are totally worthless, can't pay for themselves OR their families because they make their ego more important than their finances? You are one smart cookie. Just onther WEAK MALE who rather talk negative of those who are going somewhere in life and won't be working a 9-5 until they are 75 and then retire on nothing. That's what you are and what you will become with that attitude. Look at those people with the same attitude as yourself; I bet they are livin' the high life. NEVER! The only highlife they will see is the beer in front of their fat belly's. But you prolly say cheers to that and think that's cool huh? Good for you! Keep it up buddy.
Uh... yeah. That's what I'm saying. Hey, while you're riding on your high-horse why don't you look up the word "satire" Mr. Gates.
Hey... just because you drink cold beer... doesn't mean you're a drunk. Not yet anyways...
Your interpretation of a "Real Man" is apauling and I do not share such an opinion.
CLASSIC! I just found my topic of the day!
HA!
Posted by: mlmblog | December 2, 2003 2:10 PM