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November 24, 2003
Let's make a deal
By QBlog in
Hey Mr. IBO.
How's it going? Good, good! Glad to hear it.
Hey, I was searching for Quixtar books on Amazon today and noticed a lot of titles about Dream Stealing. Apparently, folks in Quixtar are mighty concerned about having their dreams stolen and are taking appropriate steps to protect themselves from the Dream Thieves.
Yeah, crazy isn't it? Anyway, because I'm such a sensitive guy I thought I'd make a deal with you to, you know, help you sleep better at night... so you wouldn't worry about those Dream Thieves.
The deal is: I promise not to steal your dreams, or the dreams of any other IBO, if you promise not to steal my money or the money of anyone else.
Good deal huh? Shake on it? Alright. Excellent. Glad we had this little conversation. And that deal's open to all your IBO buddies too. Spread the word. Just trying to help. One IBO at a time.
Comments
'Quxtar,' huh? Oh the irony.
Irony noted. "Quixtar." That's what happens when you try to formulate words at 7:10 AM.
I stand humbled.
No I don't. There's a huge difference between mispelling Quixtar (which, really, isn't a word), and liking a book because it has "a lot of pictures."
And once again, I do the self-effacing thing by misspelling "misspell."
I'll leave now.
(door creaks closed...)
I love it ejaculate volume
I'm not a cruel man, or one to laugh at somebody's grammar, but...did you read the customer reviews?
Personal favorite:
"a simple book (lots of pictures); pictures say a thousand words, they prove a fact, not fiction or just hype in words."
This is the type of intellect to whom Quxtar appeals. That's all I really need to know.
Posted by: Brendan | November 25, 2003 7:10 AM