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April 22, 2003

I just read...

By QBlog in

I just read that 95% of all people who join Quixtar and actively participate become diamonds within one year. I also read that almost nobody drops out of Quixtar, that it is the Biggest e-commerce business in the World and that everyone in Quixtar is a conservative Christian who treats their neighbors like Christ treated people.

Then I watched a video that showed how Dexter Yager is probably one of the smartest men alive and that spending a few moments with him will change your life forever. He's got this power, like King Midas, that just transforms every life he touches into pure gold.

I also read that any negative stuff one might find on the Internet about Quixtar is not to be trusted, even if it comes from the New York Times, Forbes or Wired magazine. Who should you believe - some wacky Internet rumor or your Quixtar upline? And, I even read that everyone who ever had anything negative to say about Quixtar is just a loser and is whining because they are too lazy to actually try to work the system.

Finally I read that in 5 years every single purchase made on the planet will happen via the Internet. Soon, 500 Trillion dollars a month will be available to e-commerce and Quixtar is the best positioned company to take advantage of this incredible wealth. Not only that, but after working this business for a couple of years you can get a giant RV and roam the countryside laughing at your boss and former co-workers. It's great and it will happen soon.

I know all this to be true because I read it in Quixtar and Qbiz material. I trust them and they are giving me an opportunity to become the next Bill Gates. Ok, maybe I exaggerated a little. I've got a really bad memory and I might have gotten some of the facts just a wee bit wrong. But you get the idea right?

note: the above statements are just made up facts and figures. there is probably no truth to them. My point is that Quixtar makes a lot of outrageous claims and doesn't need to back them up so why should I?

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